A good fanfic writer is good because he wants to be. A good original story writer is good because he has to be."
- Naa Dei Nikoi


"Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under their skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with them."
-Mel Brooks


"Sometimes I feel there is a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn. I think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean..."
- Practical Magic


"The difference between the right word and the almost-right word is the difference between the lightning and the lightning bug."
- Mark Twain


"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."
- Joss Whedon


"I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.
-Pablo Neruda


"I've all the demons of hell in my head. My only salvation is to vent them on paper."
-Marquis de Sade in 'Quills'


"Nobody cares whether you're using the right fork for each course, but the general rule is to start with the utensils farthest out from the plate and work your way in. If anyone questions your choice of implement, the appropriate response is to stab them in the thigh with it."
- Ted Allen


"One time I stole red underwear from a department store. My mother wouldn't buy them for me. She said they were Satan's panties."
- Miss Congeniality


"There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?"
- Love Actually


"Keep me. Protect me. Share me, and I will live forever."


"And remember, my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."
- Wizard of Oz


"Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time, and by 'knit', I mean 'kick', and by 'sweaters', I mean 'babies'."


"Thank you, turtle. You saved my life."
- Matt Parkman "Heroes"


"Where is the hand for me to reach? Where is the moral I'll never teach myself? In all the black, in all the grief, through all the pain and unbelief, these are the words that they all scream... I am redeemed."
from "Redeemed" by Charlotte Martin


"The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."
- Elizabeth Taylor


“Poetry is an echo asking a shadow to dance.”
-Carl Sandburg


"See, that's the problem with America. There's too many stupid people, and no one to eat them."
- Carlos Mencia


"A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just begins to live that day."
-Emily Dickinson


"There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path."


"Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc"
- Latin for... We gladly feast on those who would subdue us